If you’re like most human beings with Internet access, you’ve probably taken a dump in a toilet before. And if you’re me, you likely then noticed that your poop was stuck to part of the toilet and thought to yourself, …
You’ve probably heard of and perhaps tried some unconventional ways to use your pecker throughout your life. Swordfighting? Child’s play. Digging for clams at the beach? Unoriginal. Slapping your employee across the face for insubordination? Getting there, but we could …
The last post about getting a flu shot in your buttcheek didn’t gain a lot of traction, and I think that’s in part because I made the whole thing up. Well, the whole thing minus the movie spoiler. This time, …
Ah, spring: A fantastic time of year when you ignore the whole coronavirus thing and instead take a look at the flowers blooming, the warm winds blowing on your face, and of course, men putting their balls in bear traps. …
Ah, the classic question that every potential parent faces: Should you adopt a living, breathing child who had the unfortunate fate of being abandoned by her/his parents, or pick up a rock off the street, put it in a box, …
I’ve had a number of people come to me and ask what they should do in certain relationship-related situations. Their problems range from serious to downright silly, but I always give the best advice I can offer without feigning interest …
Flu shots: A yearly tradition in which a person in a lab coat gets to stab you in the arm with a needle. In exchange for money and pain, you get some degree of protection against the flu. Fair enough. …
Hi, everyone! Today, I had my good friend who owns the super educational blog inameltingpot.com write a guest post for me! The blog is super interesting and discusses things like philosophy and politics, I think. I don’t really know because …
When you think of a cat, you probably think of an intelligent, majestic, and fluffy creature that can occasionally be found with dental floss poking out of its butthole because it ate some a little while ago just for funsies. …
I’ve gathered the best pickup lines from the best parts of my brain and put them on this page for you to put to use. Go get ’em! Important note: Most of these pickup lines are intended for guys to …
